Revisiting The Chaparral 2-C: An Historical Analysis
In light of the fact that I’m currently squatting in the Racing Knowledge Capital of the World, I feel obligated to write a historical piece on an integral advancement that reshaped the sport. And while George has the uncanny knack of churning these masterworks out hourly, us mere humans find the task far more challenging. More specifically, I haven’t the attention span for such analytical detail. Simply put, squirrels are less easily distracted than am I.
That said, let us revisit the Chaparral 2-C racecar — which was famous for being the first with an in-car adjustable rear JUMPIN’ JESUS WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!!!!! PEOPLE CAN NOW TYPE WITH THEIR MINDS!!!! THEIR MINDS, I SAY!!! JUST LIKE A JEDI KNIGHT!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!
[spends remainder of day trying to mentally type]